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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:38

Still no good
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Angels To Promote Christian Moore - MLB Trade Rumors
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Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Elon Musk’s Reign of Corruption Chronicled in Elizabeth Warren Report - Rolling Stone
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Fiery Orange Gems From The Moon Reveal Secrets of Its Violent Past - ScienceAlert
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
German Shepherd's Attempt to 'Teach Human Baby to Howl' Couldn't Be More Perfect - Yahoo
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
No go.
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Eight Centers Lions Could Sign to Replace Frank Ragnow - Sports Illustrated
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Switch, Xbox, and the portable future of games - The Verge
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Can you share a story of someone who had a lucky experience while hitchhiking?
share office space ...
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Braves Place Chris Sale On 15-Day IL With Ribcage Fracture - MLB Trade Rumors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...