What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Joe Biden is not the best president we had. That would be John F. Kennedy. How is voting for Donald Trump any worse than voting for Joe Biden?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

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Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Elon Musk’s Reign of Corruption Chronicled in Elizabeth Warren Report - Rolling Stone

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Fiery Orange Gems From The Moon Reveal Secrets of Its Violent Past - ScienceAlert

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

German Shepherd's Attempt to 'Teach Human Baby to Howl' Couldn't Be More Perfect - Yahoo

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

What do you think of the controls that will be set up over information flows at Taiwan's Ministry of Foreign Affairs' missions?

No go.

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Eight Centers Lions Could Sign to Replace Frank Ragnow - Sports Illustrated

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Switch, Xbox, and the portable future of games - The Verge

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Can you share a story of someone who had a lucky experience while hitchhiking?

share office space ...

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Are there any examples of outdated values in the Bible?